Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Because I've Lost My Sanity

And this is why I pretty much hate life and everything in it. Can't find a Halloween costume? Well you can just go online and get yourself the Antoine Dodson costume, your troubles are over! Mind you the costume costs $24.99, no I am not joking. I refuse to buy this damn costume, I wear this damn outfit to bed every night! Really America? This is what we have come down to? I can't even get a Latarian Milton costume? Eff this.

Sidebar: Antoine's luxurious locks are not included as part of the costume.

Did They or Didn't They?

Elle magazine has come under fire for allegedly lightning Precious actress Gabourey Sidibe's cover and also giving her a close-up shot while the other cover girls got full body shots (tee-hee body shots). The verdict is out on this one, as a photoshop expert, I know that someone can be lightened to that extent but, the lighting in the studio could also play a part.

If Elle wanted to photoshop something, they should've photoshopped that nappy,dry as wig! That wig is more thirsty than Precious after she ran with the chicken. Its more thirsty than Harriet Tubman walking in the hot desert sun while trying to get North. Its more thirsty than Pauly Ds hair, its more thirsty than... well you get the point. THE SHIT IS DRY!

Angelina Wants to Box With JWoww

In news that makes you roll your eyes and want to just go back to bed, Angelina, from Jersey Shore, has signed up for "celebrity boxing". BUT; that is not the worst part, she says she wants to fight Jenni aka JWoww. Should I even comment or just leave it alone? I'll go with the latter, if you want more info Google it. I Quit!

The I Can't Moment

The I Can't moment of the day, Derek J at Atlanta Gay Pride.

Pee Pee Whiskey

In serious news, today while in class I had a craving for beer. So while perusing the Internet I found this article. James Gilpin has created whiskey made out of old people's urine! NO, I am dead serious, no really don't click off my page please. Not only is the whiskey made out of urine but, it is made out of Type II diabetics urine. What the hell, now I love a good strong alcoholic beverage but this is too much. I'm scared of old people and hate their scent so I refuse to drink that mess. How does he make it you ask? Well what Mr. Gilpin does is collect urine from volunteers, purifies it, then adds whiskey blends in it. The liquid is not sold currently  but it is being given away for free at a design show. I literally have no words for this but ewwwww! I would not try this. OK, I'm lying if I was already drunk,trust and believe,I would swallow this harder than Kat Stacks at a Young Money studio session.