TI and Lindsay Are Positive.

The two biggest dumbasses ever, TI and Lindsay Lohan, have both tested positive for drugs. Funny thing both imbeciles have recently been released from prison and are supposed to be clean. Let me just grasp my mind around this, these two both know that if they tested positive it will be back to lockdown for them. There must be some good food or sex in those jails for these fools to risk going back there. I refuse to pay these two asswipes anymore attention, I hope they do get locked back up!

In Pure Dumb Ass Fuckery News

So today was going well until I saw this MESS! What the hell is going on in these celebrities heads? As some of you may know Royce Reed, of Basketball Wives fame, has a child with NBA star Dwight Howard. That is the real reason why Royce is on the show, OK are you all caught up now? Good. Royce is not allowed to speak about Dwight in public at all. OK.  For every time his name is mentioned she has to pay $500 dollars to each person who viewed the content in which she said.

Now Dwight says that he has prove Royce leaked info to him about the media about 11 times, totaling to $500 million dollars she owes him. Um, *sigh* I can't, wtf? Where is Royce going to get 500 mil? She can't even afford to wear makeup! Dwight I'm going to need for your dumb ass to just let this go. Smh at this coonery.

Angelina Wants to Box With JWoww

In news that makes you roll your eyes and want to just go back to bed, Angelina, from Jersey Shore, has signed up for "celebrity boxing". BUT; that is not the worst part, she says she wants to fight Jenni aka JWoww. Should I even comment or just leave it alone? I'll go with the latter, if you want more info Google it. I Quit!

The I Can't Moment

The I Can't moment of the day, Derek J at Atlanta Gay Pride.