All Hail the King and Queen

*Ahem ahem* I would like to announce that Queen Bey and King Jay have officially entered the Guinness Book of World Records as *drum roll* the years biggest Power Couple! The duo earned $122 million through the year 2009. Haters are you mad? Hahaha anywhoo, this will most likely not change anytime soon.

Gaga took the title of Most Searched female and Michael Jackson (shmon now) took the Most Searched Male. Congrats to all, see you in Guinness and Forbes in the future.

Prince and Paris Jackson Attend School

Prince Michael, 13, and Paris Jackson, 11, started school at  the prestigious The Buckley School this past Wednesday. The school costs around $25,000-$29,000 yearly and has an alumni of Paris Hilton and others. The children were previously home schooled, but are now attending regular school wanting more of a social experience. Prince Michael III (aka "That's Ignorant Blanket) will still be home schooled, seeing as how he is not "ready to venture out."