All Hail the King and Queen

*Ahem ahem* I would like to announce that Queen Bey and King Jay have officially entered the Guinness Book of World Records as *drum roll* the years biggest Power Couple! The duo earned $122 million through the year 2009. Haters are you mad? Hahaha anywhoo, this will most likely not change anytime soon.

Gaga took the title of Most Searched female and Michael Jackson (shmon now) took the Most Searched Male. Congrats to all, see you in Guinness and Forbes in the future.

Beyonce's Birthday Gifts

Lady Gaga has bought Queen Beyonce and "inneresting" B-day gift, a studded whip and the lingere to match. Ow ow owwwwwww I'm sure Jay-Z is now Gaga's best friend. Speaking of Jay, rumor has it that he bought Bey either a yacht or an island for her birthday. Sure is nice to be the queen!