Alicia Keys Gives Birth

Philanthropist, home wrecker, "actress", singer and piano maker lover to, Alicia Keys, gave birth to a boy this weekend with her husband Swizz Beatz. The baby's name is Egypt, now the above pic makes sense! See I'm not delusional! (I'm looking at you doctor). Now I'm happy for them (well Alicia really because Swizz has more kids than he has fingers) but, EGYPT? Seriously? Egypt. I can just picture him getting paper mache pyramids thrown at him during art class. Or maybe they named him Egypt because he'll inherit his dad's nose which is in the shape of a pyramid, Suffice to say that name is horrible! The only Egypts I've met are little hood booger girls, with baby gelled baby hairs, pink bo bos in their hair, hands on hip and wearing the color pink. Any who congrats to the light bright couple!

You Win This Time Fantasia!

The aspirin popping HOmewrecker has done it and will claim the number 1 spot on the Billboard Chart. I guess being an lying, attention-seeking, heart attack preventing trollop (yes I used that word) paid off. #thatisall

Is Fantasia Pregnant?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Fantasia Barrino is three months pregnant for The Tmobile Guy Antwaun Cook. A "family friend" tells the Enquirer, “She’s about three months along, and it’s definitely Antwaun’s baby. Right now she can’t show how happy she is in public – but she’s absolutely thrilled. Fantasia got what she wanted. She feels Antwaun will have to marry her now.”

*Sigh* if this is true (which I hope it isn't) then I am completely done with this woman. That would mean she knew she was pregnant when she decided to "overdose". All I'm going to say T-Mobile fire this guy before he causes you to lose customers with this mess? (I don't really mean that last part, because no one is checking for Antwaun)

Carmelo Offers 5K to Slap Kat Stacks

*Sophia from The Golden Girls voice* Picture It, my bedroom Sunday 4:00 am. I wake up check my twitter really quickly, and see twitter abuzz with tweets about Kat Stacks. I thought she finally took my advice and offed herself but no, it was about some tweets between her, Carmelo Anthony and LaLa.

Apparently the attention whore wrote something insinuating Carmelo has her groupie "friends" in his hotel room. Carmelo the tweeted that he has $5,000 for whoever slaps Bad Wig Stacks and records it. His wife LaLa put her in her place with one simple and sweet tweet. Rat has since removed the tweets and its either Carmelo's account was suspended or he deleted his twitter. Melo I would slap that thing for $200 and one of your braids from back in the day.

UPDATED: Glitter's Rant

Ok so I wasn't going to comment on this cunt but, I could not hold it in anymore. Kat the dumb ass Stacks, why is she relevant? Oh yeah because these dumb ass "rappers" keeping fucking her. I mean why? You might as well sleep with that German pop star who intentionally gave men the HIV virus. Kat is not even remotely cute, her nose is huge, her wig looks like it was made in Crackhead Town and her voice is annoying as fuck.

Where the hell is Superhead when you need her? At least SuperSucker dealt with high powered men and actually got stuff out of it. And I do not for one second believe that was Soulja Boy's coke. Do you not see the nose on this trick? She just inhaled, wherever the hell she is, and her nostrils sucked up one of my false eyelashes! 

I don't condone suicide but, I am ready to hand this girl a gun, a rope, a razor and some pills and tell her to choose one. Anywho this will be the last time she is spoken about, unless she gets slapped up again.

UPDATE: Someone told me to check out what they wrote about Kat Stacks Click Here. #ICant