TI and Lindsay Are Positive.

The two biggest dumbasses ever, TI and Lindsay Lohan, have both tested positive for drugs. Funny thing both imbeciles have recently been released from prison and are supposed to be clean. Let me just grasp my mind around this, these two both know that if they tested positive it will be back to lockdown for them. There must be some good food or sex in those jails for these fools to risk going back there. I refuse to pay these two asswipes anymore attention, I hope they do get locked back up!

In Pure Dumb Ass Fuckery News

So today was going well until I saw this MESS! What the hell is going on in these celebrities heads? As some of you may know Royce Reed, of Basketball Wives fame, has a child with NBA star Dwight Howard. That is the real reason why Royce is on the show, OK are you all caught up now? Good. Royce is not allowed to speak about Dwight in public at all. OK.  For every time his name is mentioned she has to pay $500 dollars to each person who viewed the content in which she said.

Now Dwight says that he has prove Royce leaked info to him about the media about 11 times, totaling to $500 million dollars she owes him. Um, *sigh* I can't, wtf? Where is Royce going to get 500 mil? She can't even afford to wear makeup! Dwight I'm going to need for your dumb ass to just let this go. Smh at this coonery.

T.I. and Tiny Arrested

So once again, I wake up once again (thanks twitter) to people asking me if I heard about T.I and his wife, Tiny, being arrested. So I click over to TMZ and see photos of the newlyweds being arrested. So apparently T.I. and his wife were pulled over by the cops in a Maybach, because Mary Jannnneeee was smelled. The cops found methamphetamines and Ecstasy in the car, both were arrested and bailed themselves out this morning. Um Tip I hope you do get locked up for your horrible acting in Takers "I'll put three holes in your head like a bowling ball" has to be the worst line ever said by a non actor.

More photos at TMZ

Is Fantasia Pregnant?

The National Enquirer is reporting that Fantasia Barrino is three months pregnant for The Tmobile Guy Antwaun Cook. A "family friend" tells the Enquirer, “She’s about three months along, and it’s definitely Antwaun’s baby. Right now she can’t show how happy she is in public – but she’s absolutely thrilled. Fantasia got what she wanted. She feels Antwaun will have to marry her now.”

*Sigh* if this is true (which I hope it isn't) then I am completely done with this woman. That would mean she knew she was pregnant when she decided to "overdose". All I'm going to say T-Mobile fire this guy before he causes you to lose customers with this mess? (I don't really mean that last part, because no one is checking for Antwaun)